My name is Kristian Järventaus. No, no, wait, my story gets better. I am a student at Helsinki University, majoring in General Linguistics and minoring in Computational Linguistics and English Philology. I’m a fandom literature nerd (fantasy and some science fiction) with a great interest in world-building and constructed languages. I’ve dabbled a bit in a lot of things, like writing. If you ever meet me, I hope you will be able to get over your first, second and third impressions, and recognise in me a great humility and nobility of spirit unsurpassed since ancient times.